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Heys is rock and that defines who the primary host is. Yep. Good.
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For no other reason than just saying ready, coach, success
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Of rock.
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Yes.
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Does that mean So that means I'm primary host. I'm
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Primary host.
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Welcome to our couch. My name is Adam, uh,
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ju to an unfortunate bet today I am the subordinate host.
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Hi, I am Scott. I'm your primary host today. Uh, welcome Hamish.
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Here he
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Is. Thanks for having me, Scott. And
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Adam, it's great to have you on the show. Now we always start this off,
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but please let us, uh, tell us a little bit about yourself.
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Uh, my name is Hamish. I'm a senior salesperson here at Rex Software.
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Okay. So, uh, Hamish, uh,
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what would be your most memorable Rex moment?
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That's a tough one,
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but I'd say the most memorable moment would be traveling to New York with the
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team to visit, uh, an Inman conference there and enjoying the polar vortex, uh,
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in New York at the time.
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What is the polar vortex? Is that, that's
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A good question. As far as I know,
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it's extremely cold weather coming down from the,
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the frozen part of the top of the world. Oh, so it's Arctic.
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Oh, okay. So it's actually like a, a natural thing, not a,
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Yeah, no, it's not like a music festival. I thought
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It was. Yeah. F**k
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It. It was extremely cold. Especially in New York. Uh, yeah,
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that's what I remember the most. Okay. Probably like negative 20 in the wind.
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Okay. What would, what was your first paying job?
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My first paying job? Uh, probably coaching tennis, uh,
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would be my first paying job, which is something I started in high school. Okay.
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So I guess on the, the job at train,
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is that what you wanted to do when you grew up?
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Did you always wanna be a tennis coach? Did you always wanna be a sales guy?
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When I was growing up, I wanted to be an archeologist.
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Okay.
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An archeologist. Is that after seeing Jurassic Park, I imagine? No,
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Indiana Jones close though
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Was an Arche.
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Yeah, Indiana Jones was an archeologist. Yeah. Have you seen Raiders,
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the law star?
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Yeah, I thought he was an explorer, but it's tomato. Tomato. I guess he
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Was an adventurous archeologist. Um,
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So we've just read recently that you used to be a part-time model after tennis.
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Is that true?
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Uh, partially true. It depends on how you define model. Uh,
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I completely made that up.
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Yeah, pretty much so. No,
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it was more just representing brands like Samsung and Google. Oh,
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there was one where we walked around the city with like,
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kiss me I'm Cupid signs on for Valentine's Day.
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Something to do with the body shop. Um, lots of objectification stuff,
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but it did pay very well. So yes, somewhat true Adam.
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Okay. I'm
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So, alright,
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Here we go. So, um,
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Fire.
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What's your most ridiculous impulse purchase?
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My most ridiculous impulse purchase would probably be a surfboard. Um,
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Can you, do you surf?
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I was intending to when I purchased the surfboard on that one surf.
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That's again not rapid fire. Is it? Rapid fire? Rapid. Still not rapid fire.
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Rap hood fire.
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Alright, here we go.
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Would you rather be around people who brag all the time or complain all the
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time?
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Uh, probably complain. I'm used to that.
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Would you rather sing?
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Would you,
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Would you rather sing along to every song you hear or dance to Every song you
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hear?
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I already sing to every song I hear. So that's an easy one. Roger
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That.
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Would you rather fight Mike Tyson once or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of
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your life?
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I think if you fought Mike Tyson once,
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you'd probably end up talking like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life anyway.
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Okay.
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Would you rather have the brains of a squirrel or have the brains of a human
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and be a squirrel?
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Ah, human squirrel easy. You can't king of the squirrel instantly.
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Hang on. Sweet.
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What, what, what, what do you get?
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A human brain. As a squirrel. Yeah.
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And what and what would you do as king of the squirrels?
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Ah, sees the means of production? Um, maybe topple political opponents. Um,
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squirrels. Pretty useful.
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Good. And that concludes rapid fire.
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Once again, thank you for tuning into our couch. I'd like to say a big, uh,
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primary thank you t Hamish for joining the show,
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Uh, subordinate. Thank secondary. Thank you for me.
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Thanks for having me, guys. You're very
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Welcome.
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Stay frosty and uh,
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remember that otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart. Okay,
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That is cute. Goodbye.
